Here are three hilarious jokes about different people’s experiences when they boarded a train. While some had the best time, others had the worst.

A man and a woman who had boarded a train to the next city found they were sharing a sleeping carriage. They had never met each other before, so the terms of their situation made them feel awkward.

After the first few hours of embarrassment, they managed to get over the weird tension and fall asleep in their separate beds. During the night, the woman woke up and became restless.

A man and a woman waiting a train subway at the train station. | Photo: Shutterstock

She then leaned over towards the man’s side and whispered in his ears, “I’m sorry to bother you, but I’m so cold. Could you pass me another blanket?”

The man turned to her and smiled before suggesting to her that they pretend that they were married. Buying into his idea, the woman smiled at him and asked him why not. The man then replied and said:

“Good. Get your own blanket.”

Another hilarious joke tells the story of a boss and his young assistant who boarded a train passing through the mountains. Because they got their tickets late, they couldn’t find good seats and had to compromise for the last two seats across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.

Once they were settled, the journey began, and the young man and woman seemed to be striking a romantic connection. Both the grandmother and the boss noticed and quietly observed. Suddenly, the train passed through a tunnel, and it was pitch black.

A photo of a fast train passing through a tunnel. | Photo: Shutterstock.

The darkness was followed by the sound of a kiss and then a loud slap. Once the train emerged from the tunnel, everyone retained their normal positions and didn’t say a word about what just happened. The grandmother thought to herself:

“It was very brash for that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I’m glad she slapped him.”

A photo of a senior woman frowning her face. | Photo: Shutterstock.

The boss was also thinking to himself about how his assistant was bold enough to kiss a girl he just met. His only regret was that the young woman missed and slapped him instead.

The young woman also thought to herself that it was terrific that the guys kissed her. She just felt terrible that her grandmother slapped him. Finally, the assistant thought:

“Life is good. How often does a guy have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his boss all at the same time.”

The last joke is about a man running late to catch the train and searching for a shortcut to get there faster. He asked a farmer near a field if he could cross the field instead of going around it because his train was leaving by 4:23 pm. The farmer replied to him, saying:

“Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”

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