"So what have you got?"; these were the last words of a cheating husband who after two decades of marriage wanted to divorce his wife while they were on a road trip.
A conversation between a couple who were on the move on the highway at 60 mph, revealed that the husband wanted to be with his wife's best friend, and so he approached his wife on the subject of ending their union.
A woman driving her husband / Photo: Getty Images
This didn't go down well with the woman, as she continued to hit the accelerator even harder, from 60 to 70, to 80, to 90 and even a hundred mph!
Her man didn't stop at opening up on his affair but also insisted on keeping the house, car, bank account, and all the credit cards. It appeared to be a monologue because she didn't utter a word as he made his demands.
However, when he asked her if she'd make a request, she stated clearly how content she is with just an airbag.
A woman driving her husband / Photo: Getty Images
Their conversation went thus:
"Honey, I know we've been married for 20 years, but I want a divorce. And don't try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a better lover than you are."
Wife: (stays mute, increases car speed.)
"I want the house. I want the car too. I'm keeping the cat, the paintings we bought in Paris, the signed baseball that we found in that store in Nevada."
The wife keeps driving even faster.
"All right, I want the bank accounts and all the credit cards too."
The wife manages to keep mute but increases speed.
"Isn't there anything you want?"
"No, I've got everything I need."
"Oh, really, so what have you got?"
Well, the answer to his question may not be known to him; he surely met his Waterloo as the vehicle hit a wall. Then his wife wears a smile and replies:
"The airbag."
A woman driving her husband / Photo: Getty Images
Now, who would want to upset a driving woman?
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